Put an X in every box that applies to you.
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[] You own more than one credit card
[] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You do your own laundry
[] You vote every election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[] You think politics are exciting
[] You balance your own checkbook
[] Your parents have better things to say than your friends
Total: 4
[] You show up for school/college/work every day early
[x] You always carry a pen in your pocket/purse
[x] You've never gotten a detention
[] You have never smoked a cigarette
[x] You have never gotten completely trashed
[] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[X] You've watched talk shows
[X] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up
[x]You drink coffee at least once a week
Total: 11
[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] My parents trust me
[x] You can mow the lawn
[x] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
[x] You remember to water the plants
[x] You study when you have to
[x] You pay attention at school/college
[X] You remember to feed your pets
Total: 21
[x] You can spell 'experience' without looking it up
[x] You work out on a regular basis
[x] You clean up your own mess
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] You have gained weight since middle/high school
[] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[x]You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type quickly
total: 27
[x] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party
[x] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[] You have more bills than you can pay
[xMost of all your friends are older than you are
[x] You can say no to staying out all night
[x] You use the internet every day
[] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
[x] You can read a book and actually finish it
Total: 34
sounds reasonable to me o-o











On your birthday, special one,
I wish that all your dreams come true.
May your day be filled with joy,
Wonderful gifts and goodies, too.
On your day I wish for you, favorite people to embrace,
Loving smiles and caring looks,
That earthly gifts cannot replace.
I wish you fine and simple pleasures
I wish you many years of laughter
I wish you all of life's best treasures
I wish you happily ever after!
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Love that lives in the heart cannot be so easily terminated by time. Even though the encounter is brief its impression shall last a lifetime. No one can change the direction of love that lives in the heart. If you have loved that in itself is the answer.
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this is not a sale pitch.......okay maybe it is.
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doitlikeyou'llneverdoitagain
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Your world is ending because your education systems are shot, the media and entertainment have destroyed your childrens desire to learn, and you keep allowing the moronic to reproduce.
It's September 20th which means it's your special day. Hoping you have a fantastic birthday, get some nice gifts and generally get to enjoy it lots.
All the best and much love from the birthdays team to you
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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by : `zetab
I e-mailed you, but I think you might not have gotten it :-/
also, do you have a facebook? be my friend.
Monday's child is fair of face.
Tuesday's child is full of grace.
Wednesday's child is loving and giving.
Thursday's child works hard for a living,
Friday's child fears no foe.
Saturday's child has far to go.
And Sundays child is bonny and wise in every way.
More about the rhyme: [link]
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No one gets out alive all we can hope for is
when all is said and done more is done than said
It's September 20th which means it's your special day. Hoping you have a fantastic birthday, get some nice gifts and generally get to enjoy it lots.
All the best and much love from the birthdays team to you
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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: `diamond281
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